“Homer's Crossing” · Season 35
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Principal Skinner (1), Mayor Quimby (1), Superintendent Chalmers (1)
So, since Otto has disappeared with our bus, and our brownie pans, parents will have to drive their own children to school.
[parents complain]
Well, fewer of you would have to drive if you sat down and arranged a carpool schedule.
[parents complain harder]
Homer, you just volunteered.
Dear god. No. Stop. Yield.
Well, he's got the lingo down. This guy's a natural.
God bless that saintly doughball. That's it, I'm giving Springfield's crossing guards an actual budget. Not for self-serving political reasons, but because I'm a man of people who wants to do good in the world.
Perhaps, but on the other hand... [Burps at Lisa in her face, then laughs]
Ugh. Mom!
Gotcha!
Bart, say excuse me.
Must hammer nails.
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