MMonkey
Our FOMO. It's gone.
NCNya-Cat
The NFT craze is over!
“Treehouse of Horror XXXIV” · Season 35
In this episode: Sideshow Bob (3), Lisa Simpson (2), Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1)
Wait, did you only asked me to sing to forestall your gruesome end?
Guilty as charged.
I'm sorry for the imbroglio, but if the chef de cuisine insists on calling it Taco Tuesdays, he can't very well serve flautas and expect us not to make a fuss.
Hello, Bob.
H-how did you get in here?
Well, I knew if I killed enough people in the most gruesome possible ways, they'd send me to your prison. But to get into your cell, I had a little help.
[The security guard is revealed to be Maggie Simpson]
Lisa the killer? I never thought you had it in you.
[slicks back her hair] The Lisa you knew? Didn't. [musses it up again] But I'm another story!
Oho, really? Split personalities? Trope alert! Call the first thought police!
[scene shows Lisa killing her victims] Professor Lisa had no idea she was my accomplice. [scene changes back to the present] But she's gone now. She was my last victim. Or rather, [takes a knife, grinning menacingly] second to last.
The penultimate! [Bob steps onto a rake and it whacks him. He grumbles.]
[Lisa turns on the gramophone. He is an Englishman from H.M.S Pinafore begins to play and Lisa dances along with it, until turning her attention back to Bob. She menacingly approaches Bob with a knife. Scene goes outside the cell, as Lisa kills Bob, while Maggie chills next to the cell door.]
Have you seen our dad?
MMoe
No, just these hundreds of silly versions of him, which is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. I mean I'm printing money over here.
[belches after eating a toxic donut] Better than the chimney in the furnace, am I right?
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