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The Simpsons · Season 35

Superintendent Chalmers and Principal Skinner in “Homer's Crossing”

SCSuperintendent Chalmers

So, since Otto has disappeared with our bus, and our brownie pans, parents will have to drive their own children to school.

[parents complain]

Principal Skinner

Well, fewer of you would have to drive if you sat down and arranged a carpool schedule.

[parents complain harder]

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