Well, it's the first Saturday in September, and that means one thing in Springfield. It's that time again! Opening day of peewee football! And everybody's headed down to Child Soldier Field to catch all the action! It all comes down to this, the first game of the year, perfect season on the line, and drunks are being rolled off the field. Ladies and gentlemen, your Springfield Neutrinos!
“There Will Be Buds” · Season 28
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Kent Brockman (1), Carl Carlson (1), Professor Frink (1), Narrator (1)
They over-fogged the run-in!
They put those kids in danger just to psych up the crowd! [yelling] Yeah, are you psyched up now? Huh? Are you?!
Concussions!! [knocks Homer's soda into his hot dogs]
Concessions!!
Professor, what danger does this concussion threat truly pose?
Uh... Well, Kent, these children will need their brains unbruised for the demanding, high-tech jobs of the future: polishing and buffing our robot masters.
Indeed. And here to defend youth football, we have Nelson's dad.
EMEddie Muntz
Are you wearing makeup?
Is it worth the risk to your son's health when only point 1% of youth football players make it to the pros?
EMEddie Muntz
You saying my boy doesn't have what it takes to play pro ball? Huh! Boy, show him your moves! Juke it, juke it!
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