Kent Brockman, Professor Frink and others in “There Will Be Buds”

Kent Brockman

Professor, what danger does this concussion threat truly pose?

Professor Frink

Uh... Well, Kent, these children will need their brains unbruised for the demanding, high-tech jobs of the future: polishing and buffing our robot masters.

Kent Brockman

Indeed. And here to defend youth football, we have Nelson's dad.

Are you wearing makeup?

Kent Brockman

Is it worth the risk to your son's health when only point 1% of youth football players make it to the pros?

You saying my boy doesn't have what it takes to play pro ball? Huh! Boy, show him your moves! Juke it, juke it!