“Judge Me Tender” · Season 21
In this episode: Homer Simpson (1), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Ned Flanders (1), Ralph Wiggum (1)
Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
Yep, that's exactly--[laughs] You almost got me.
[Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air]
Not on my watch [pushes it back into water]
How do you like LA?
It's a hell of a city. It's like someone stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.
You never fail to nauseate me boy.
Just call me Barf Simpson.
I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.
He's a [says a series of words that get bleeped out]
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