All right, buddy, I'm gonna do to you what you should've done to my son a long time ago!
WWWalt Warren
[in his Sideshow Bob disguise] I'm not Sideshow Bob. I'm the real Walt Warren.
“The Bob Next Door” · Season 21
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Sideshow Bob (2), Homer Simpson (1)
You missed the turn-off, Mr. Warren.
[in his Walt Warren disguise] You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. You see, Bart, you were right all along. [He takes off Walt's shoes, revealing his huge ugly feet] I am Sideshow Bob.
[Bart screams in horror then Sideshow Bob cackles maniacally]
Y'know, the great ones can kill without explaining.
I can stand in one state, fire a gun in the second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you'll fall down dead in the fifth! No single act is against any law, but their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!
Oh, I haven't gotten to that part yet!
It's a four-year-old book.
I'm a slow reader.
A fitting epitaph [pause] It means last words!
Are you here to teach me, or kill me?
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