Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?
Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding.
So that natural selection was the origin of this species?
Yep, that's exactly--[laughs] You almost got me.
[Fish grows legs, crawls out of water, and starts breathing air]
Not on my watch [pushes it back into water]
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