Oh boy, dinner time! The perfect break between work and drunk.
“Dial 'N' for Nerder” · Season 19
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Kent Brockman (1), Lou (1)
So Chief, what's your final word on the Prince boy?
Hmm? Oh, dead. Definitely dead.
Uh, Chief, aren't we supposed to, uh, notify the family first?
What do you think I'm doing right now? [Smiles at the camera.]
Yeah, nothing's up, nothing's down, except for Martin, who died.
Idiot! [slaps Bart]
D'oh!
[Marge is suspicious of Homer, who is wearing a fedora hat and a trench coat.]
Homer, where are you going?
Work.
It's 4 o'clock on a Saturday.
I, uh, have to... count the atoms at the nuclear plant. Conservation of mass! It's the law!
Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt or worse! We have to do something!
You're right. Let's watch TV.
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