[very upset that he lost the race after the duck came to life] A living duck? I wished too hard and it became real!
“Bart Has Two Mommies” · Season 17
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Rod Flanders (1)
Rod and Todd are bored.
Daddy, what are we gonna do today?
Well, we're gonna do what every kid your age likes to do: look at bread.
Where's Bart? I haven't seen him since you came home.
{Sarcastically] Oh, you haven't seen Bart for a few hours, so you automatically assume I let something terrible happen.
I didn't say that.
[still sarcastic] I know what you think... when stupid Homer wasn't looking, Bart got kidnapped by a monkey.
[concerned] I could never think something that horrible!
[still sarcastic] And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing, so later I can say that I already told you!
Sorry I asked. [leaves]
Dad, you can't keep this up for long.
[still sarcastic] Oh, you're so right, I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this, because I can't stop! HELP ME LISA! I HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS!
[in response to Lisa's revelation of Mr. Teeny being Toot-Toot's son] But Krusty said Mr. Teeny was born in Funny Town.
Nelson, Funny Town doesn't exist.
Nooo! I was gonna live at Cuckoo Corners!
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