Where's Bart? I haven't seen him since you came home.
{Sarcastically] Oh, you haven't seen Bart for a few hours, so you automatically assume I let something terrible happen.
I didn't say that.
[still sarcastic] I know what you think... when stupid Homer wasn't looking, Bart got kidnapped by a monkey.
[concerned] I could never think something that horrible!
[still sarcastic] And now I'm using sarcasm to confess the whole thing, so later I can say that I already told you!
Sorry I asked. [leaves]
Dad, you can't keep this up for long.
[still sarcastic] Oh, you're so right, I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this, because I can't stop! HELP ME LISA! I HAVE SERIOUS MENTAL PROBLEMS!
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