Homer, I'm not sure I'm comfortable sleeping with a group of crows in the bedroom in the night.
It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.
I'm going to go sleep on the couch tonight.
“Weekend at Burnsie's” · Season 13
In this episode: Marge Simpson (3), Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Waylon Smithers (1), Montgomery Burns (1)
What is that billowing down the stairs? [Gasps] It's smoke!
[Sniffs] It smells like the art teacher's office.
Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. (to Homer) Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
Uh, sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me.
Oh, Smithers. I would have said anything to get your stem cells.
Where did you get that suit?
Woah, woah, one question at a time. [Points to Marge] Yes, you?
Homer, I am getting really worried you are going overboard with this. We are out of clothespins, there are half-eaten cupcakes all around the house, and the curtains smell like doob.
Well I got news for you: I just got promoted and it's all thanks to yes-I-cannabis! (Homer walks away) We have a kitchen?
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