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The Simpsons · Season 12

Lisa, Nelson and others in “Bye Bye Nerdie”

Lisa

I was wondering if you bullies would be interested in some bodyguard work?

NNelson

Heh, that's funny. We were just talking about going into the protection business.

Kearney

We're offering a lunch-and-recess package that's very affordable.

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