Olive oil? Asparagus? If your mother wasn't so fancy, we could just shop at the gas station like normal people.
“Simpson Safari” · Season 12
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (1)
BBBag Boy 1
[Homer keeps poking him with a baguette, trying to get him to go faster] Can you please-- Ow! Stop? Bag boys had feelings too, you know?
No, you don't.
'Sulfur jerky'? 'Cream of Toast'? Where do we get this crap?
Mostly they were from relatives who couldn't see very well.
Okay, here's the situation: We're hopelessly lost and about to die.
[a crocodile roars up from the river. The family screams]
Don't worry! Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender.
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