TTV
You're watching PBS.
You're watching PBS?!
Hey, I'm as surprised as you. But I've stumbled across a delicious new comedy about soccer hooligans. If they're not having a go with a bird, they're having a row with a wanker.
Cheeky!
“Missionary: Impossible” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1)
RMr. Rogers
It's a beautiful day to kick your ass!
OGOscar The Grouch
Give us the money!
EElmo
Elmo knows where you live!
[Homer has just arrived on the island and he doesn't know what to do]
You're leaving! Wait! What do I do here!
AAmy
First of all, forget everything you learned in Missionary school.
Done.
CCraig
We taught them some English and we ridiculed away most of their beliefs. You can take it from there.
QQtoktok
So, are you enjoying your ox testicle?
Yeah.
QQtoktok
Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a coconut? They're delicious.
Nah, I'm good.
[Shortly after there is a small earthquake]
Ahh! What was that?!
QQtoktok
We call that-- [starts making gagging and choking noises] sorry, fish bone in my throat. We call that, "earthquake".
Oh great, now my testicle's got ants on it!
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