Hmmm. Should the Simpsons get a horse?
Excuse me, I believe this family already had a horse, and the expense forced Homer to work at the Kwik-E-Mart, with hilarious consequences.
Anybody care what this guy thinks?
CCrowd
No!
“Saddlesore Galactica” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Comic Book Guy (1), Kearney Zzyzwicz (1), Jimbo Jones (1)
Man, that horse don't take no guff from nobody.
JKJimbo/Kearney
Guff?!
I mean shi-- [both punch Nelson]
Did that really happen, or was it just a wonderful dream?
JJockey
[suddenly appears] No dream! Lose the race, fat boy! [Homer sobs]
Son, don't ask why, but you have to lose the big race.
You want me to lose the Springfield Derby? But you always taught me that winning was everything.
Oh, it is, it is. But we've been pushing that poor horse too hard.
Maybe, but if Duncan wins the derby, he can spend the rest of his days as a stud.
Well, it is a good life. Believe me. [giggles] All right, we'll give it a shot. I'll deal with those murderous trolls.
Huh?
I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls.
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