“Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious” · Season 8
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Barney Gumble (2), Marge Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1), Kearney Zzyzwicz (1)
All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War recreation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals]
[hangs up the phone] Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new General Ambrose Burnside.
[dressed like Lincoln] And I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall Jackson.
[Apu emerges from the men's room dressed like a Hindu military official] The south shall come again!
[Kearney applies for the nanny position]
I'm here for the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids, and if they get outta line...[pounds his fist into his hand]: Pow!
I like him!
[to Homer] Thanks. Hey, where do ya keep the liquor?
I hide a bottle of Schnapps in the baby's crib.
[to Kearney] I'm sorry, young man. You're not what we're looking for!
[walks away, muttering] Tellin' me, ya blue-haired witch.
I heard that!
Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins.
Did you say Mary Pop—
[interrupts] No, I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck.
[drunk, singing] Wasting away again in Margaritaville...
[drunk, singing] Searching for my lost shaker of salt – oh, here it is!
[During the Krusty Komedy Klassic: Krusty steps out onstage. Three white "K"s are behind him]
Hey-hey! It's great to be here at the Apollo Theater, and -- [notices the unfortunate initials of his comedy special behind him]: "KKK"? That's not good. [audience begins booing and chucking bottles and tomatoes at him]
Now, let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in The Andy Griffith Show.
[Cut to scene from said show; Barney Fife is standing in front of the desk where Charles Bronson is sitting reading a newspaper]
Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell!
I shot him.
Well, that’s- [suddenly realizing what Bronson said] WHAT?
Charles Bronson [stands up and pulls out a revolver]: Now I’m goin’ down to Emmett’s Fix-It Shop. [cocks gun] To...”fix” Emmett. [walks away whistling the show theme]
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