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Now, let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in The Andy Griffith Show.
[Cut to scene from said show; Barney Fife is standing in front of the desk where Charles Bronson is sitting reading a newspaper]
BFBarney Fife
Where’s Otis? He’s not in his cell!
CBCharles Bronson
I shot him.
BFBarney Fife
Well, that’s- [suddenly realizing what Bronson said] WHAT?
Charles Bronson [stands up and pulls out a revolver]: Now I’m goin’ down to Emmett’s Fix-It Shop. [cocks gun] To...”fix” Emmett. [walks away whistling the show theme]
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