“Team Homer” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Waylon Smithers (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Moe Szyslak (1), Mr. Burns (1), Montgomery Burns (1), Hans Moleman (1)
You go through life, you try be nice to people, you resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt! Well, I'm better than dirt! Well... most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets. And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination. These uniforms suck.
Bart, where do you pick up words like that?
[on phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Homer, watch your mouth!
Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. [hangs up]
Simpson, eh? Let's shut down this bowling scam right now!
I would like to join your bowling team.
You want to join my what?
You want to what his team?
Hey, everybody! If you wanna ask Burns for a favor, now's the time! He's doped up or dying or something! [Hans Moleman enters Burns' office]
Uh, excuse me, I'd like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling.
Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. [pulls out a drill and points it at Moleman's head.]
[offscreen] Oh no, my brains...
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