GBGeorge Bush
Oh, if he thinks George Bush'll stay out of the sewer, he doesn't know George Bush.
“Two Bad Neighbors” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Marge Simpson (2), Disco Stu (2), Bart Simpson (1), Grampa Simpson (1)
He spanked you? [He's angry and points at Bart.] You? Bart Simpson?
I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation.
Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions.
Grampa, I know in your day, spanking was common, but Homer and I just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
And that's why your no-good kids are running wild!
[He points over at Lisa, in a beanbag chair, reading. She looks up, confused.]
First, Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then makes fun of the way I talk -- probably. Now, he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son! WELL, THAT'S IT!
[Homer watches Bush go jogging past with Reverend Lovejoy, Dr. Hibbert, and Lenny]
Huh. Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush. [Santa's Little Helper barks and runs off after them] I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. [laughs]
HSHomer's Brain
Well there it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
D'oh!
[picks up a toy pistol] Well, we don't need this.
[ecstatic] Whic-- Marge! That's the Rhinestone Nights fashion gun! [holds a leather jacket] I need it to rhinestone up my old clothing.
Who's Disco Stu?
Uhh, I wanted to write "Disco Stud", but I ran out of space. Not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action!
[Seeing Homer's Disco Stu jacket]
MMan
Hey Stu, you should buy this.
Hey, Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
[singing, to the tune of "Big Spender"] Hey big spender! Dig this blender! Rainbow suspenders! Hey big spender!
CCrowd
[singing] We surrender!
[singing] Spe-e-e-e-e-end some dough at table three!
[crowd applauds]
Thank you neighbors, thank you! Now let's give it up for table five! [singing, to the tune of "Stayin' Alive"] Ah, ah, ah, ah, table five, table five! Ah, ah, ah, ah, table fi-i-i-i-i-i-i-ive...
[after Homer stops singing due to everyone else getting distracted by the Bushes moving in] Disco Stu likes disco music.
For the last time Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!
BBush
Never. You make him apologize for destroying my memoirs.
[to Bart] You didn't tell me you destroyed his memoirs. [to Bush] NEVER!
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