[laughs] I've got your doughnut, Lard Lad! And what are you going to do about it?
“Treehouse of Horror VI” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Abe (1), Clancy Wiggum (1), Lou (1)
[The Zip Boys mascots come to life]
OJOld Jewish Man
Fellas! Where are you going at this hour? [their heads, being so huge, fall to the ground under their own weight and they drag them away] Hey! Don't scratch up them heads!
[Seeing a very tall man Chief Wiggum pulls out his gun and shoots him]
Aw, they're not so tough.
Um...Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team.
Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster, though.
Wheel him out quietly. It's best the children don't see me. [Lunchlady Doris wheels Martin out, but Skinner's foot is on the sheet. The sheet is pulled off Martin, and the kids scream at his grotesquely frozen corpse] Oh, just get him out of there! [picks up the sheet] Not into the kindergarten! [kindergartners screams are heard]
Bart, don't you realize what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!
AAbe
Eh, welcome to my world! [falls asleep]
HSHomer's Brain
[as he enters the 3rd dimension] Oh, glory of glories. Oh, heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation.
Holy macaroni!
[Lard Lad's giant donut is in the middle of the Simpsons' living room, along with Homer lying in the center of it. The doorbell rings, and Homer is greeted by the angry face of Lard Lad]
Hello? Yes? Oh...if you're looking for that giant donut, uh..Flanders has it. Just go smash open his house. [Homer closes the door as loud footsteps trail off] He came to life. Good for him. [smashing is heard as the screen shakes, and footsteps are heard hurriedly heading back to the Simpsons home. The doorbell rings, Homer answers and is greeted by the same angrier Lard Lad]
[running in the background] Help me Lord!
I told you, Flanders has it! Or Moe. Go kill Moe.
[Homer drives through an alley of Advertisements. Lardlad Donuts is Homer's Favorite]
Ah, the Miracle Mile, where value wears a neon sombrero and there's not a single Church or Library to offend the Eye. There it is! The chain that put the "fat" in "fat Southern Sheriffs".
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