“Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Ned Flanders (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Nelson Muntz (1), Grampa Simpson (1)
[Homer and Marge enjoy a day at the spa, lounging in a sauna]
This is soooo relaxing. Homie, this is a wonderful idea.
Hehehe, yeah. If that Mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel.
[off-camera] Aw don't mind-a me. Look, I do it first.
[The sound of a towel dropping to the floor is heard. Homer and Marge stare uncomfortably]
[dressed up for school pictures] I feel like punching myself!
[to Bart, Lisa and Maggie] Now just relax, kids. All were doing is taking you to... [ominously] a foster home!
[Bart and Lisa have been taken by Social Welfare and are taken to the Flanders' house.]
We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?!
Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Okay, don't panic! To find Flanders, you just have to think like Flanders...
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o. I wear the same stupid sweater everyday at--
The Springfield River!
Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
[blissfully] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
[nastily] I SAID, "SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE, FLANDERS!!"
Oh, fair enough.
[greeting Bart and Lisa] Hi-dilly ho, neglect-a-renos!
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