Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
[blissfully] Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.
Wait! Homer, what did you just say?
[nastily] I SAID, "SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE, FLANDERS!!"
Oh, fair enough.
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