Bobo? Oh I meant Lobo , uh, Sheriff Lobo . They never should have cancelled that show. What were they thinking?
Oh, I see. On another topic, the preparations for your birthday have begun.
I won't get what I really want.
[Smithers briefly imagines Burns popping out of a cake naked and wearing only a sash like Marilyn Monroe]
FB Fantasy Mr. Burns
[singing] Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers...
[At the Simpsons' house, Homer is tossing and turning in his sleep]
Lobo...Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo!
[Homer is doing comedy at Burns' party.]
MI Man in Audience
Ugh, that poor dog.
I said, are you ready to laugh?!
WI Woman in Audience
Quiet, you awful man!
You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap--
Er, I mean you know, Mr. Burns is so old --
[pounds the table] How dare you !
Whoa! Tough crowd. Better bring out the big guns... [clears throat] Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find, a little "cheeky".
[Homer moons the crowd, revealing a face painted on his buttocks; everyone in the audience gasps]
[mockingly] I'm Mr. Burns, blah, blah, blah! Do this, do that, blah, blah, blah! I think I'm so big, blah blah blaaah!
Destroy him. [one of Burns' security staff whacks Homer over the head with a baton, leaving him unconscious] This party is over. [the security staff start attacking other party guests at random]
[After Mr. Burns' party, Homer is nursing the lump on his head he got during his comedy act at Burns' party]
Aw, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.
Bart, run down to the store and get a bag of ice for your father.
Yes'm. Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please, don't deny the world your fat can.
Don't worry, boy. He'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday.
[Smithers and Mr. Burns are crawling across the ceiling of the Simpson home, using suction cups. They freeze when Homer walks to the refrigerator]
Mmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. [sits at the table and begins eating one at a time] 64...63...[Time passes to morning] 2...1.
[entering] Have you been up all night eating cheese?
[Smithers and Mr. Burns fall the the floor and get up]
[They both leave]
BD Barney The Dinosaur
Two plus two is four... two plus two is four... two plus two is four.
Hehehe. I can see why this is so popular.
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