[After Mr. Burns' party, Homer is nursing the lump on his head he got during his comedy act at Burns' party]
Aw, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.
Bart, run down to the store and get a bag of ice for your father.
Yes'm. Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please, don't deny the world your fat can.
Don't worry, boy. He'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday.
I knew it.
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