[Homer is doing comedy at Burns' party.]
Are you ready to laugh?
Ugh, that poor dog.
I said, are you ready to laugh?!
Quiet, you awful man!
You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap--
What?
Er, I mean you know, Mr. Burns is so old--
[pounds the table] How dare you!
Whoa! Tough crowd. Better bring out the big guns... [clears throat] Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find, a little "cheeky".
[Homer moons the crowd, revealing a face painted on his buttocks; everyone in the audience gasps]
[mockingly] I'm Mr. Burns, blah, blah, blah! Do this, do that, blah, blah, blah! I think I'm so big, blah blah blaaah!
Destroy him. [one of Burns' security staff whacks Homer over the head with a baton, leaving him unconscious] This party is over. [the security staff start attacking other party guests at random]
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