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S1 E15Unfinished Business

The Raccoondominium is abuzz of excitement this Sunday morning, as Ralph and Melissa prepare themselves for a long awaited vacation.

Ralph! I think we've got everything we need for our canoe trip!

Yeah, Ralphie, uh... as an experienced explorer, I can tell you, uh... you gotta travel light.

Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Here, Bert. Pack these. They'll come in handy.

Oh, no.

(chuckles) Hey, listen to this! 100 Different Moose Calls... Travel by the Stars... Official History of the Can Opener! (chuckles)

Boy, am I looking forward to this trip to the great outdoors! I just love roughing it!

Yeah! And you won't even have cable!

Are you certain you'll be fine on your own, Bert?

Ah, don't worry about me, Melissa. Cedric and I are gonna hike, swim, fish, bike, and uh, play some ball, eh, then after lunch, eh, we'll catch a couple of movies, and uh, eh, climb Freens Peak. You know, relax and stuff.

Oh, that must be Cedric!

Hi, Melissa! Ralph?

Oh! Uh... hi, Aunt Gertie!

It's so good to see you!

Uh, Aunt Gertie, we were just expecting you! She's not supposed to arrive here till the 18th!

Huh? Uh... today is the 18th, Ralph.

Oh, no!

And this must be Bert. I've heard so much about you.

Oh yeah. Pleased to meet you. (to Aunt Gertie) Can I get you a wheelchair? I mean, a chair?

It's okay, my legs still work, dear.

When we unleash this water tomorrow, there'll be enough electricity to make the lights on Broadway look like a 10-watt bulb!

Get the lead out! You bears are slower than the service at a French restaurant!

Hey! I don't remember pitching the tent this close to the water! Something strange is going on here.

Nonsense Melissa! It must have been a heavy dew!

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