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Pro-Am.
...Pro-Am Race For The- They hung up.
“Fun Run” · Season 4, Episode 1
In this episode: Michael Scott (9), Dwight Schrute (3), Jim Halpert (2), Pam Beesly (2), Andy Bernard (1), Stanley Hudson (1), Angela Martin (1), Kelly (1)
Ladies and gentlemen, I have some bad news. Meredith was hit by a car.
WHERE!!?
WHEN!!?
It happened this morning in the parking lot. I took her to the hospital and the doctors tried to save her life. They did the best they could and she is going to be okay.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!?
Thank goodness you were there
[shaking his head nervously] Yeah...
Did you see who did it?
No need. We can just check the security tapes
It's kind of a good news bad news there. I was able to be on the scene so quickly because I was in the car that hit her.
Who was driving?
oh Michael...
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway...... I wonder who he ran over then
I ran down Meredith in my car.
Did you do this on purpose?
No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital. She's fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be up in--
Did this happen on company property?
Yes. It was on company property with company property, so... double jeopardy. We're fine.
I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Oh right, I'm sorry. What is, "We're fine?"
Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised.
[after Dwight feeds her cat] Any problems?
Well, you left the TV on. Also, your cat is dead.
It is up to me to get rid of the curse that hit Meredith with my car. I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious.
Kelly, you're a Hindu, so you believe in Buddha.
That's Buddhists.
Are you sure?
No.
Guess what. I have flaws. What are they?. Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me!.. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.
I'm not superstitious, but I...I am a little stitious.
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