I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, "fleece it out," "going mach 5," "dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.
“Casino Night” · Season 2, Episode 22
In this episode: Michael Scott (2), Jim Halpert (2), Pam Beesly (2), Dwight Schrute (1), Toby Flenderson (1), Creed Bratton (1), Phyllis Vance (1), Darryl Philbin (1)
I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Oh, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan.
No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Afghani.
What?
Afghani.
That's a dog.
No, that's afghan.
That's a shawl.
Wait, canine AIDS?
No, humans with AIDS.
Who has AIDS?
Guys, the Afghanistananis.
[In reference to Michael's plan to invite the boy scout troop that the proceeds will be donated to]
Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol. And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering, you know. Is that...is that enough? Should I keep going?
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be.
I was just, um... I'm in love with you.
What?
I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just--
What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?
I just needed you to know. Once.
Well, I, um--I can't...
Yeah.
You have no idea--
Don't do that.
--what your friendship means to me.
Come on. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that.
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