Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "lilkidlover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
“Take Your Daughter to Work Day” · Season 2, Episode 18
In this episode: Michael Scott (2), Stanley Hudson (1), Creed Bratton (1), Ryan Howard (1)
This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something... right?
That is correct.
[after Kelly tells him about Ryan talking to Stanley's daughter] That little girl is a child. I don't wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon. Do you understand?
Yes s-
Boy, have you lost your mind, 'cause I'll help you find it! Whatcha lookin' for? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus is gonna come through that door and he's not gonna help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child!
Okay.
[cuts to Ryan in an interview]
Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.
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