It'd be good to take some me-time... work on the novel. Tonight would make a good chapter.
S1 E5The Outsider
You know how long it's been since I had steak? I live with three vegetarians.
You know how long it's been since we had beer in the house? I am so sick of chardonnay and merlot.
S1 E6The Girlfriend
Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player.
Ha, no, but thank you.
Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.
Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't. I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.
I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.
I am sure she is very well paid. I am on fire.
I'm being sarcastic.
Ah... Yes, we don't get a lot of that around here.
Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.
I think he still does.
You have a quick wit, Seth. Amazing you're not better at skirt-chasing.
If by "skirts" you mean girls in your outdated cowboy-speak, I have a little news for you. Turns out somebody has a date to your party. And it's not a big deal or anything, but if you must know, Summer asked me.
Summer. Wow. Summer's hot.
You did not just say that.
Are we worried your dad won't love us if we don't feed him enough?
Speak of the devil and the devil, he doth appear.
[Seth and Ryan are in the Jacuzzi staring at a bikini-clad Gabrielle who is in the main pool]
Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?
Not when she looks like that.
You must think it's weird, me with an older guy.
I live in a pool house.
S1 E7The Escape
What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
What happens in Mexico?
I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!
Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.
I thought you said you went every year.
I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.
80 is the new 70.
What? Who talks like that?
Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does!
Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And she's a girl!
That's insulting to your own gender.
Not as insulting as it is to you.
What're you doing?
Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG.
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