You ate my toast, Summer.
I like crusts, Seth.
Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
You know what else is undeniable?
What?
The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.
S1 E7The Escape
S1 E8The Rescue
You guys have tennis courts and a swimming pool?
I'm guessing you didn't at your old school.
Well, we had a basketball hoop.
We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.
Another mugshot?
If you must be so cynical.
Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.
Eww.
Summer?
What kind of family do you have, Cohen?
The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.
If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?
Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
When are you leaving?
God! Dad, those eyebrows are out of control.
It's a sign of power, you know.
Well, then you must be the most powerful man in the world.
Well, brace yourself, son. It's genetic.
S1 E9The Heights
Doesn't Seth look rad?
Oh, you do look rad. Mad props, son.
Every year some big water polo player ends up peeing in one of my shoes... Nah, I'm just kidding. He pees in both of them.
The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.
Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?
Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.
Sailing is, like, so not the fastest way to get anywhere.
S1 E10The Perfect Couple
Oh, I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief.
So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
You still play Magic.
Yeah, but not as much.
Summer, can I walk you to class?
I can walk myself.
Great, then you can walk me, too.
You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh?
Yeah.
Can't wait to see how that one goes.
I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.
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