Mostly we talk about me.
You?
Yeah, you know. It's like our common interest.
S1 E25The Shower
What would you say, in your professional surgical opinion, Summer has more of? Vim or vigor?
Believe it or not, I've got a past too. Not involving monster trucks per se.
I am never throwing another party again.
Oh, honey, don't tease.
S1 E26The Strip
Do I force a confrontation or do I just continue to be whiny and passive-aggressive until she realizes what a catch I am?
I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
Sure you can. I intend to.
Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.
What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.
Get away from him, whore!
Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.
Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.
I wanna kill him [Caleb]...of course, then I'd have to go to jail but it'll be better than moving in with him and my mom.
I don't want Chippendales. I want strippers, full-on, full-frontal male strippers. Preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas.
Or, I could invite the girls over and I could throw you a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party.
With strippers.
[...]
[pleads] Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.
One little stripper.
Yes! You're the best! [Kirsten walks away] But no Chippendales. And not little!
HHayley
[to Julie] You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but honey, you're a whore.
[after seeing Jimmy punch Caleb] Jimmy, what are you doing? You beat me to the punch.
S1 E27The Ties That Bind
Is everything okay?
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm pregnant.
Well, except for that.
Are you going somewhere?
Like, say, San Quentin?
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