Julie and Kirsten in “The Strip”

Julie

I don't want Chippendales. I want strippers, full-on, full-frontal male strippers. Preferably at a place that serves bottomless margaritas.

Kirsten

Or, I could invite the girls over and I could throw you a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party.

Julie

With strippers.

Julie

[pleads] Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.

Kirsten

One little stripper.

Julie

Yes! You're the best! [Kirsten walks away] But no Chippendales. And not little!