TV show quotes
[Summer, Seth, Ryan and Marissa are at the nursery choosing Christmas trees]
Look at the branch species. It's like Swiss cheese! Can it withstand heavier ornaments?
[watching Summer choosing trees] So that's a pastime.
[deadpan] Why not? We've been here three hours.
Hey, get in the spirit man. It's Christmukkah. I love Christmukkah.
[smirks] So we've heard.
Seriously, the best thing I've ever done. The Jewish boy wants Christmas. I gave myself that.
You mark my words, this will be the best Christmukkah ever. [kisses Kirsten]
You're beginning to sound like Seth.
Well, it just means you'll listen less when he's gone.
The whole thing about a Bar Mitzvah is it's about becoming a man, not that you aren't one already. But if there were ever a time for an adult moment, this is it. Whatever's going on, set it aside until after tonight.
Will it be wallowing my pride?
I'm not saying it tastes good.
What is this thing you have?
What thing?
Always helping these kinds of guys.
What, the wounded loner types? [Ryan looks down smiling] Sometimes they turn out to be good guys.
If we're gonna launch a successful campaign to get Marissa back into Harbor, we have to find someone who can organize the masses. Someone whom you'll follow, you know, into battle.
Meet General Townsend.
Affirmative.
A good cause, poor odds, a chance to ruffle some Newpsie feathers? How could I say no.
[grins] Ohhh, the boys have poster boards and paint!
I love student activism.
You don't have to reinstate but you might want to.
Enlighten me, Mr. Cohen. Why would I want to do that?
Because sometimes a good kid goes though a rough time. And we might think that by closing a door to her, or to him, we're teaching a lesson. And when that child needs us the most, we're not there for them. There isn't a person in this room that thinks Marissa Cooper is a threat to anyone, or that she wasn't a model student nor that she wouldn't continue to be. So what are we doing here? Instead of proving a point, let's right a wrong. It's so rare in life that anyone gets a second chance.
Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?
Weird neighbor kid, hi.
You have uhh... You've grown...
Boobs?
Ready to go? It's the third day of the Pride and Prejudice miniseries in English class.
Summer, the show you are about to see has all the makings of a classic Jane Austen novel. It's got sisters, lies and bosoms.
Marissa, I'm gonna need to borrow you for a second, 'cause, we're gonna have to work on Summer's birthday present.
Her birthday's not for like eight months.
What to get the girl who has everything? We need to plan early.
Can you imagine growing up with Marissa Cooper as your older sister?
What do you want from me?
I want you.
Summer found my stash.
You don't have any visible bruises. She... did she go for the kidneys?
Trust me, man, no girl wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.
And you know this because?
Because inside my manly exterior beats the heart of a 14-year-old girl.
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