TV show quotes
Oh, my God. You're listening to your own voice.
You see, on all the TV shows I watch, all these women have voice-overs. They even gave one to April on The Valley. Now, where most of these voice-overs, they don't make much sense, they do make your life seem more dramatic and meaningful.
So you think our lives need to be more dramatic?
No. Not yours.
I guess you don't remember me saying 'small'.
I did, I chose to ignore it.
Ugh. Get a room.
Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents
grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults.
I know. I meant get a room. My room. And do it in front of me.
What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy.
He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.
Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.
Seth, I gotta ask. Did you really get into Brown?
Did I get in? Now who's smoking pot? Listen to me, the only class I've ever gotten less than an A in was gym. My essay on the loneliness of being Superman made Mrs Rushfield cry. So of course I... Oh God, how did I not get in?
A Cohen in the Ivy League. You did the work but I think our genes deserve some of the credit.
[to Ryan] You'll have this other world and I'll constantly be pulling you away from it. You won't get to experience college the way you should. I'm not gonna do that to you.
[to Ryan, about Sandy] He's just worried about The Nana.
She is an excellent clapper
She can do the two finger whistle
And she's never taken a picture out of focus.
The woman was born for graduations.
The less I say, the fewer lies I have to track.
In the rock-paper-scissors of romance, love trumps fear. Actually love trumps everything.
Kumar? Your name is Kumar?
Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I'm half Indian, I'm half Jewish. I am a Hinjew.
What about you? You ok?
Ah, I'm a little nervous, actually.
Ryan, Berkeley's gonna be a breeze. I mean, you conquered Newport and this town isn't exactly known for its hospitality
Yeah, but I had you and I had Seth and Sandy...
Hey, you did this. You've earned your future. Enjoy it.
Marissa, honey, you know, it's not too late for me to go with you. I promise I wouldn't embarrass you. I could pretend to a part of your entourage or you Scientology guide.
[to Marissa] The Cooper women do have nine lives. I'm just glad you're on to your next one.
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