Kirsten Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Kirsten

[to Ryan, about Sandy] He's just worried about The Nana.

Sandy

She is an excellent clapper

Seth

She can do the two finger whistle

Kirsten

And she's never taken a picture out of focus.

Sandy

The woman was born for graduations.

Kirsten

What about you? You ok?

Ryan

Ah, I'm a little nervous, actually.

Kirsten

Ryan, Berkeley's gonna be a breeze. I mean, you conquered Newport and this town isn't exactly known for its hospitality

Ryan

Yeah, but I had you and I had Seth and Sandy...

Kirsten

Hey, you did this. You've earned your future. Enjoy it.

Kirsten

Then it's back to the Newport Group, business as usual?

Sandy

Well, how ‘bout not? I went back to my old office, the place looked worse than ever. The guy in there was beaten down, exhausted... oh, it was a thing of beauty.

Seth

A table set for four feels kinda weird.

Sandy

Well, things have been a little weird around here lately. Tonight might not be any different. We shouldn't be expecting any miracles

Seth

Zippy one-liners.

Kirsten

Not a lot of smiles.

Sandy

A few grunts, an occasional shrug.

Seth

It'll just like be old times.

Seth

Now, you may never save the planet but you did save us. So, this is our story. It's true, when you showed up, I had a superpower but it was one I didn't want: being invisible. Not as much fun as it sounds.

Kirsten

The Ice Queen was surrounded by an impenetrable force field. Her silver cellphone was her only link to the outside world.

Sandy

The Litigator strained to hold up the weight of the world, so burdened with the problems of others that he couldn't see those of his own family

Seth

One day, the Litigator brought his work home with him. Only this time, his work looked strangely like a young Russell Crowe.

Sandy

[drops Ryan off] Well, here we are. That's it. Thanks for taking the time, letting us make fools of ourselves. Meant a lot to Seth, and to Kirsten. Not so much to me. I'm no softie.

Taylor

"Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;/Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes."

Kirsten

Taylor, that's beautiful.

Taylor

Shakespeare. Old Bill's always good for a line.

Kirsten

I couldn't help but notice that you wanted to talk to Seth.

Ryan

Oh, did I?

Kirsten

Well, since he's out of town and he's gonna be moving out next semester, you're gonna need a new Seth. Don't tell Sandy, but I thought I would audition for the job.

Ryan

Oh. Uh, yeah, well, that's... very thoughtful.

Kirsten

So... how does it work? Do I ask you what's on your mind, or...?

Ryan

Uh, usually you talk about yourself and I solve my problems on my own.

Kirsten

I appreciate you being cautious but this seems personal

Sandy

It is personal. Ryan is our son because Frank turned his back on his family. He has hurt Ryan before, I'm not gonna let him do it again.

Julie

Did you at least get my cookie bouquet?

Kirsten

I'm allergic to chocolate.

Julie

No you're not!

Kirsten

Then I'm allergic to you.

Sandy

Are you sure you don't wanna come?

Kirsten

Watching a movie about a guy eating a live octopus? I think I'll pass.

Seth

It's also got one of the greatest fight sequences in probably the last five years.

Ryan

[sarcastically to Seth] Yeah, I think that'll convince her.

Seth

Listen, Mom, what better way to see out your thirties than a little South Korean shock cinema.

Kirsten

You're making crepes?

Ryan

Yeah. Taylor sent Kaitlin a griddle from France.

Kaitlin

With a super-long note about how I need to broaden my breakfast horizons. She's 6,000 miles away and still annoying.

Sandy

Sophie Rose Cohen. It's got a nice ring to it.

Kirsten

She's beautiful, isn't she?

Seth

She really will be in two years, when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.

Ryan

You just called your sister a squished meatball.

Sandy

Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.

Kirsten

Oh, he was beautiful, too.

Seth

Yeah. I was.

Sandy

Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.