Sandy Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

God! Dad, those eyebrows are out of control.

Sandy

It's a sign of power, you know.

Seth

Well, then you must be the most powerful man in the world.

Sandy

Well, brace yourself, son. It's genetic.

Kirsten

Doesn't Seth look rad?

Sandy

Oh, you do look rad. Mad props, son.

Sandy

You walked in on them? Ryan and Marissa Cooper. Didn't I tell ya?

Kirsten

[unamused] No.

Sandy

Sorry, but the boys and I made a pact.

Kirsten

A pact?

Sandy

A solemn promise.

Kirsten

When?

Sandy

You were in the bathroom.

Sandy

[opens door to see Julie and Caleb at the doorstep] Ah, the gruesome twosome.

Kirsten

That means "Happy Thanksgiving" in Sandy.

Sandy

You know, we've been trying to get him [Caleb] to come to Thanksgiving for years.

Kirsten

[bitterly] The only reason why he is here is because his food didn't show up and the game is on.

Sandy

And you're going to yogalates.

Kirsten

You just like saying that.

Sandy

Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?

Ryan

Yogalates.

Ryan

All her friends want to kick her ass. Sorry about the language.

Sandy

Why? I want to kick her ass.

Sandy

So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?

Seth

I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.

Sandy

Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?

Kirsten

[offering Hailey a muffin] Pumpkin muffin?

Sandy

Yes, darling?

Sandy

Hey. How are you? I'm Sandy.

Why don't you take a shower?

Sandy

Pardon me?

Just kidding, I like you dirty.

Julie

Hey, you guys wanna join us? We're celebrating my new position.

Sandy

Ohhh, I'm not gonna touch that one.

Sandy

Hello, ladies!... Seth...

Seth

Dad, don't call me a lady.

Sandy

I can't go to the Valentines Singles Dance Gala Dance Singles thingy....

Kirsten

No. I forbid it.

Sandy

You what?

Kirsten

With whatever wifely authority I have vested in me on this most holy and romantic of days, no.

Sandy

It's only a holiday. It's not even a real holiday.

Kirsten

Not this again. Not on an empty stomach.

Sandy

How about Arbor Day? Trees? That's a good cause. Or Secretary's Day? Or how about our anniversary?

Kirsten

Which we might not make it to.

Kirsten

You're going. Sandy, this is important to me.

Sandy

You know, there are a lot of things that are important to me that you don't do.

Kirsten

Like what?

Sandy

Like golfing. Lots of couples golf together.

Kirsten

Shortly before dying of old age.

Sandy

Surfing. How many times have I tried to get you in the ocean?

Kirsten

With the fish? Uh!

Sandy

And still I'm patient. I'm forgiving.

Kirsten

You're joking?

Sandy

I patiently put up with your father.

Kirsten

You're eligible for sainthood any day now.