Ryan Atwood quotes from The O.C.

Ryan

Is that Grady? He's kind of like you.

Seth

What? Handsome and charming?

Ryan

No. Geeky and sarcastic.

Seth

So what's the GP, RA?

Ryan

I have no idea what you just said.

Seth

Game plan, Ryan Atwood.

Ryan

You're just using initials now?

Seth

Yeah. They save time.

Ryan

Well, not if you have to translate.

Seth

GP.

Ryan

Game Plan?

Seth

Good Point.

Kirsten

Is everything okay?

Ryan

Yeah, it's fine.

Theresa

I'm pregnant.

Seth

Well, except for that.

Marissa

I think we should spend this whole summer just being normal.

Ryan

We're not gonna hold Seth to that, are we?

Marissa

No. That would be impossible.

Theresa

The only reason you stayed was because of this baby. And now there isn't a baby.

Ryan

You don't want me to come home.

Theresa

You don't want to come home.

Seth

You're gonna walk up to her [Marissa] in front of the entire student body and and be all "hey" and just hope she "heys" you back?

Ryan

[pause] Yeah, we're not going to school.

Seth

Ryan, would you please take the minutes?

Ryan

Uh, Seth, it's just us.

Seth

Yeah, uh-huh. Write that down.

Seth

I'm like a monster, dude, I'm all I think about. And not in a good way.

Ryan

There's a good way?

Seth

I have a mop, Ryan!

Ryan

You got a mop, Bro!

Ryan

I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.

Lindsay

Well, it's your elbow I'm worried about.

Ryan

Talked to Alex?

Seth

She won't answer my calls.

Ryan

Hm. Might have something to do with all the vomit.

Seth

All the vomit? How much vomit? Like, the little girl in Sixth Sense or the fat guy in Monty Python?

Ryan

Well, you wanted to be a bad boy. You did bad.

Seth

Nice. She kept saying the word "nice". You know what that means, don't you?

Sandy

Aww, she think's you're nice.

Seth

Yeah, exactly. Nice. As in lacking any edge and/or danger.

Ryan

Yeah, well, you do have to fix your sandwich.

Seth

[sigh] No. It's like the more edgy and danger she became, the more I became a good Jewish grandmother.

Sandy

Not your grandmother. [looks at the untouched corn] Keep shucking, Seth! I want dinner ready by the time your mother gets home.

Seth

Hey! Maybe, I don't feel like shucking these! Ok, maybe you should go and shuck 'em yourself, old man!!

Ryan

[snickers] That's good.

Sandy

[chuckles, sarcastically] You had me shaking in my boots.

Seth

[in disappointment] I'm so screwed. Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. I get mad, I turn into, like, a 75-year-old yenta... named Sylvia.

Ryan

You do realize we're both screwed.

Seth

Dude. I'm wearing a wife-beater.

Seth

Ohhhh I know this here. This is the Cohen residence.

Ryan

[whispers] Ok ok now we have to be really stealthy.

Seth

Hey, I was all camp, capture the flag, Camp Tuckahoe. I invented the stealth.

Ryan

All right. You did.

Seth

I sure did.

Ryan

[whispers] But you're yelling, you need to be quiet.

Sandy

What's going on? You guys ok? [sees Ryan] Seth?

Seth

Shhhhhh....we're being stealth. [attempts to "leap" over the hood of Ryan's car]

Seth

If you're alone, cough twice.

Ryan

I'm alone.