Ryan Atwood quotes from The O.C.

Ryan

What do you do exactly? Real estate or construction?

Seth

Dude, don't ask.

Kirsten

I tried to explain it to Seth once and he fell asleep halfway through.

Seth

[sheepishly] Ok...but..uh...yeah, it's pretty much true. [Kirsten smirks]

Ryan

[to Kirsten] Try me.

Anna

Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?

Ryan

Is that gonna be a problem?

Anna

I can't wait.

Ryan

Ever since your parents took me in they've been, like, paying for everything. I can't keep taking their money.

Seth

They're parents. They work for us.

Ryan

No, they work for you.

Ryan

It's kind of a shady neighborhood. It's pretty hardcore up there.

Seth

Dude, it's Long Beach, not Chechnya.

Seth

Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?

Ryan

Not when she looks like that.

Gabrielle

You must think it's weird, me with an older guy.

Ryan

I live in a pool house.

Seth

What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.

Ryan

What happens in Mexico?

Seth

I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!

Seth

Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.

Ryan

I thought you said you went every year.

Ryan

You guys have tennis courts and a swimming pool?

Seth

I'm guessing you didn't at your old school.

Ryan

Well, we had a basketball hoop.

Seth

We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.

Ryan

Another mugshot?

Seth

If you must be so cynical.

Seth

So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.

Ryan

You still play Magic.

Seth

Yeah, but not as much.

Seth

You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh?

Ryan

Yeah.

Seth

Can't wait to see how that one goes.

Ryan

I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.

Seth

What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.

Seth

What? It's Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.

Ryan

Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.

Seth

Sometimes I do.

Seth

Ryan, that's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing, or... laughter.

Ryan

That's because no one who lived there is as funny as you.

Seth

So, we finally agree I'm the funny one. Well, look at that! Looks like we all learned some valuable lessons this Thanksgiving.

Seth

Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. Please do not deny me that.

Ryan

Whoa, now that's just weird.