Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Sandy

Oh, c'mon, Ma. It's Ryan's first Seder.

Seth

How do you know that? Don't assume that. They have Jews in Chino. Why do you think they want a P.F. Chang's?

Summer

You don't like hardware stores and you cry during chick flicks. Next thing you're gonna tell me, you walk in on Ryan changing.

Seth

Hey... that's crazy. Let's go to the hardware store.

Summer

You were in the comic book club?

Seth

Yeah. I was the president and only member.

Summer

Was I really mean to you?

Seth

No, that would have required you to speak to me. Or anyone to speak to me.

Summer

You have to find the stud.

Seth

You mean like you did, Summer?

Summer

Just get me the stud-finder?

Seth

Oh, Summer. I think you are the stud-finder.

Summer

You see this hammer in my hand?

Seth

Yeah, I'm gonna find that stud-finder. What does it look like?

Summer

And the level.

Seth

What is a level?

Summer

Don't you know what a level is?

Seth

Yeah, it's something that you advance to in a video game.

Summer

That's funny. The tool doesn't know about tools.

Seth

I did it, look.

Summer

Wow! You hit a nail. Fabulous you're bitch, Cohen.

Summer

Mostly we talk about me.

Seth

You?

Summer

Yeah, you know. It's like our common interest.

Theresa

I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.

Seth

Sure you can. I intend to.

Summer

Get away from him, whore!

Seth

Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.

Summer

Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.

Kirsten

Is everything okay?

Ryan

Yeah, it's fine.

Theresa

I'm pregnant.

Seth

Well, except for that.

Luke

Seth got in a little fight with his mom.

Seth

Thank you. That was both honest and emasculating.

Seth

You're gonna walk up to her [Marissa] in front of the entire student body and and be all "hey" and just hope she "heys" you back?

Ryan

[pause] Yeah, we're not going to school.

Seth

Ryan, would you please take the minutes?

Ryan

Uh, Seth, it's just us.

Seth

Yeah, uh-huh. Write that down.

Summer

What do you want from me, Cohen?

Seth

I just want you.

Summer

No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonderwoman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.

Seth

I want to make that up to you.

Summer

It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.

Seth

I'm like a monster, dude, I'm all I think about. And not in a good way.

Ryan

There's a good way?