Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

What? It's Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.

Ryan

Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.

Seth

Sometimes I do.

Seth

Oh goodness, look at that piece right there. Get a northeasterly breeze, that toupée's gonna go overboard.

Anna

Good thing his wife has surgically enhanced flotation devices because then she can jump in after him.

Seth

Ryan, that's extremely minty of you. I didn't even know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing, or... laughter.

Ryan

That's because no one who lived there is as funny as you.

Seth

So, we finally agree I'm the funny one. Well, look at that! Looks like we all learned some valuable lessons this Thanksgiving.

Seth

Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is a lot? I dream that I eat so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out right at the table. Please do not deny me that.

Ryan

Whoa, now that's just weird.

Ryan

Maybe you've got the Summer flu.

Seth

I dunno. It's possible.

Ryan

Maybe you need some Annabiotics.

Luke

What are you looking at, queer?

Seth

Somebody writing you new material? [Luke lunges at him] All right. Go with what works.

Ryan

It's been months and I'm still the kid from Chino that burned a house down.

Marissa

And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico.

Seth

And I'm still the... I'm still Seth Cohen.

Luke

Oh, this is gonna suck.

Seth

Yep. Welcome to my world.

Seth

So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?

Ryan

Uh...

Seth

Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.

Seth

You'll see. You'll see too. You'll all see.

Ryan

You're really starting to scare me.

Seth

I'm okay with that.

Ryan

You'd better pray for a Chrimukkah miracle.

Seth

I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.

Seth

How was the mall?

Ryan

Eh... Weird.

Seth

Yes. You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.

Seth

Dude, I cannot believe you live in the penthouse, man. This place is ridonculous.

Marissa

Yeah, it's always been my fantasy to live in a hotel. Like Eloise.

Sandy

So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?

Seth

I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.

Sandy

Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?

Ryan

I don't play golf.

Seth

Not true, buddy! You just don't play well.

Seth

There should be a channel on television, I think, of us watching television.

Anna

We're that good.

Summer

Yeah, you are. You're so that good. You're whole witty-banter thing is so cute, you guys. You guys are like brother and sister. Yeah, you guys could totally be related.