Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Seth

Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?

Ryan

Not when she looks like that.

Seth

What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.

Ryan

What happens in Mexico?

Seth

I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!

Seth

Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman.

Ryan

I thought you said you went every year.

Seth

I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.

Summer

80 is the new 70.

Seth

What? Who talks like that?

Summer

Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does!

Seth

Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.

Summer

I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And she's a girl!

Seth

That's insulting to your own gender.

Summer

Not as insulting as it is to you.

Summer

What're you doing?

Seth

Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG.

Seth

You ate my toast, Summer.

Summer

I like crusts, Seth.

Seth

Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.

Summer

You know what else is undeniable?

Seth

What?

Summer

The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.

Ryan

You guys have tennis courts and a swimming pool?

Seth

I'm guessing you didn't at your old school.

Ryan

Well, we had a basketball hoop.

Seth

We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.

Ryan

Another mugshot?

Seth

If you must be so cynical.

Seth

Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.

Summer

Eww.

Seth

Summer?

Summer

What kind of family do you have, Cohen?

Seth

The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.

Sandy

If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?

Seth

Gee, I don't know. Ryan, Mom, that tree over there.

Sandy

You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

Seth

When are you leaving?

Seth

God! Dad, those eyebrows are out of control.

Sandy

It's a sign of power, you know.

Seth

Well, then you must be the most powerful man in the world.

Sandy

Well, brace yourself, son. It's genetic.

Anna

Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?

Seth

Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.

Seth

So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.

Ryan

You still play Magic.

Seth

Yeah, but not as much.

Seth

Summer, can I walk you to class?

Summer

I can walk myself.

Seth

Great, then you can walk me, too.

Seth

You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh?

Ryan

Yeah.

Seth

Can't wait to see how that one goes.

Ryan

I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.

Seth

What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.