Seth Cohen quotes from The O.C.

Ryan

Seth, I gotta ask. Did you really get into Brown?

Seth

Did I get in? Now who's smoking pot? Listen to me, the only class I've ever gotten less than an A in was gym. My essay on the loneliness of being Superman made Mrs Rushfield cry. So of course I... Oh God, how did I not get in?

Kirsten

[to Ryan, about Sandy] He's just worried about The Nana.

Sandy

She is an excellent clapper

Seth

She can do the two finger whistle

Kirsten

And she's never taken a picture out of focus.

Sandy

The woman was born for graduations.

Kumar? Your name is Kumar?

Seth

Yes. Kumar Zimmerman. I'm half Indian, I'm half Jewish. I am a Hinjew.

Seth

What are you doing?

Summer

Nothing. Looking for stamps.

Seth

You're mailing a letter?

Summer

Not without stamps. Let's go make out upstairs!

Seth

Today's a good day for me, Ryan. I finally came clean, told the truth about not getting into Brown, and things are great. Life is so much better when you're honest, you just mean what you say, you say what you mean. I feel like you.

Ryan

Well, now that you're on a roll, are you going to tell Sandy and Kirsten about Brown, too?

Seth

Yeah, I don't think so.

Summer

Cohen, there's something I need to tell you.

Seth

That you're using me to get to my father?

Summer

You guys ever wonder what life would be like if Atwood never came here?

Marissa

I definitely never would've talked to Seth.

Summer

Ah, hell no. Me either.

Ryan

See, you owe me one, buddy.

Seth

Me? She'd [points to Marissa] still be dating the dude who shaves his chest.

Summer

Is everything OK at home?

Seth

Sandy Cohen and I got a little man-boy lovin' going on.

Sandy

We both screwed up.

Seth

We're both usually so awesome.

Seth

[knocking on Ryan's door] Ryan!

Ryan

Seth, go away! I'm sleeping!

Seth

You're sleeping? And you're talking? Ryan, I don't even see how that's possible unless you're talking in your sleep.

Seth

A table set for four feels kinda weird.

Sandy

Well, things have been a little weird around here lately. Tonight might not be any different. We shouldn't be expecting any miracles

Seth

Zippy one-liners.

Kirsten

Not a lot of smiles.

Sandy

A few grunts, an occasional shrug.

Seth

It'll just like be old times.

Seth

You wanna tell them about your new vocation or should I?

Ryan

I'm not gonna tell them about it and neither are you. [Seth looks at him in disbelief] Sorry, just forget it.

Seth

Well, I don't know. Sandy's got a really memory. It's not gonna be so easy for him to forget the kid he adopted and my mom's still kinda fond of you...

Ryan

Yeah, I'm doing you guys a favor staying away.

Seth

You're doing us a favor?!

Ryan

I'm just a magnet for trouble...Trey, Volchok, you and your family...you're better off without me.

Seth

It's not true, it's not your fault. [Ryan looks at him] Any of it.

Seth

Now, you may never save the planet but you did save us. So, this is our story. It's true, when you showed up, I had a superpower but it was one I didn't want: being invisible. Not as much fun as it sounds.

Kirsten

The Ice Queen was surrounded by an impenetrable force field. Her silver cellphone was her only link to the outside world.

Sandy

The Litigator strained to hold up the weight of the world, so burdened with the problems of others that he couldn't see those of his own family

Seth

One day, the Litigator brought his work home with him. Only this time, his work looked strangely like a young Russell Crowe.

Sandy

[drops Ryan off] Well, here we are. That's it. Thanks for taking the time, letting us make fools of ourselves. Meant a lot to Seth, and to Kirsten. Not so much to me. I'm no softie.

Seth

So where we going?

Ryan

Mexico.

Seth

Perfect. I need Chiclets.

Summer

We need to do something. We gotta go.

Seth

Go? Go where?

Summer

The soup kitchen, we're gonna feed the homeless.

Seth

Do we have to? We're already feeding Ryan and he was homeless once.