8B80s Batman
You don't get it, son. This isn't a trash heap. It's an operating table.
[breaks the Mutant leader's leg]
8B80s Batman
[rain running down his face] And I'm the surgeon.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
KKKara Kent
[answers phone] Hello, Dullsville Central.
Is Clark Kent there?
KKKara Kent
No, may I ask who's calling?
A friend. It's critical that he gets this message.
KKKara Kent
Shoot.
Livewire has escaped in Gotham. If he wants to get on top of the story, he needs to get there, right away. Do you understand?
KKKara Kent
Who is this? Sounds like a cape to me.
[after taking down Supergirl] At least Superman had the smarts to keep his distance. [tuts] Half the size, half the strength, and apparently, half the brains!
So she smoked you.
We put up a fight!
And lost. I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but where's the Bat?
We're handling this.
Oh, that's reassuring.
[He walks away and Supergirl sticks her tongue out at him]
Don't let that donut-dunker get to you. We're gonna have this whole thing sewn up before Batman and Superman get back.
Sure. How hard can it be? Two against one, right?
Right!
Your hyenas have been "watering" my plants again. One more time, and they're mulch!
Come on, Red, give 'em a break. We're all bored cooped up in here!
[She summersaults backwards and grabs a dress]
Whaddaya say we get dolled up and go into town?
America's most wanted women on a shopping spree. Cute. I've told you a thousand times: we have to keep a low profile. We can't attract Batman's attention until we have some kind of an edge.
[Livewire suddenly transports herself in via their toaster]
Well, ladies, meet your "edge"!
Pick up the cash and load it into the car! I'm going shopping!
When did we become "the gang?"
(riding on Supergirl's shoulder) Wow! This is incredible!
I know. It's my favorite part.
Are you out of your mind?!
(Thinks for a moment) ...Yeah.
(notices Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and Livewire bickering) Ladies, Ladies, please. I run a respectable club here.
No one's talking to you, lard butt!
(Sneering with indignation) That's it! Out you three pixies go!
[They stop bickering and trade a smile.]
This could be fun after all...
So this is home sweet home, huh? I guess it's okay, if you're into green.
You're not gonna get all hissy and rude again, now that we've kissed and made-up?
No, but I could do without the mutts. (to the hyenas) Beat it!
Hey!
She has a point, Harls.
[After Harley, Ivy and Livewire wreck the Iceberg Lounge]
[on the phone] That's right, I need chainsaws, dumptrucks, hedge clippers, and a bottle of aspirin down here, NOW! [groans]
[Batgirl and Supergirl walk in]
We're closed. Besides, you aren't even old enough to come in here.
Wanna see my I.D.?
No! I want Batman, Superman, or someone who can do something!
Like it or not, we're all you've got. You either play with us, or give up the game.
Oh, all right. Not that I know anything, mind you.
[smirking] Of course not.
But I do hear rumours, about where our little green vixen and her jaded jester may be hiding...
[Barbara and Kara watch Harvey Bullock being interviewed on TV]
RReporter
Livewire, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn. So who was responsible for the collar?
Just a couple of rookies.
Rookies?!
KKKara Kent
You bum!
RReporter
Impressive.
Well... they show some potential.
BKBarbara and Kara
[high-five] YES!
Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths - it's still there, but it seems... smaller. And there's a new feeling now.
Which would be?
It's a... a lightness, a sense that things will work out for the best.
It's called happiness.
Whatever it is, I like it. And I know who's responsible for it. I've asked Susan to marry me. She's accepted. She's everything I need. She's perfect.
There's just one problem. That.
[Dick nods over to the Batman's cape and cowl.]
How you gonna keep it from her?
I won't have to. I've always assumed that sooner or later, the three of you would get all this. Well, it's going to be sooner. I'm not going to be Batman anymore.
I give it a month.
You don't think the marriage will last?
Not that, I'm saying he will have the costume on again in a month.
I don't think so. He's changed.
Yeah, right.
Anyone can change and settle down...even you.
Don't get your hopes up.
Ha! As if!
[Veronica activates security lasers to keep Michael away from her]
VVVeronica Vreeland
I wouldn't try it! Latest thing in home security - they'll fry you!
[Michael walks through the lasers, his wounds rapidly healing, all without a hint of pain]
MVMichael Vreeland
Ouch.
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