Fran Fine quotes from The Nanny

Fran

My sister has always wanted everything that I've had. My clothes, my toys. Once, I actually got a shag haircut just because I knew she'd look lousy in it. Took me twelve weeks to grow out but she looked like Cousin Itt.

Fran

Gracie, that whining is so annoying. (whining) Where did you pick that up?

Fran

The years are passing me by! 27, 28, 29, 29, 29...

Fran

(Running into Maxwell's office) Look at this! 'Hello Dolly' spelled out in Spaghetti O's! I swear it fell out of the can that way!

Fran

I don't care if I ever get married. Meanwhile, my mother has a sudden urge to jump out the window and she doesn't know why.

Fran

If God listened to my mother, I'd be living in a mansion with a handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids. (stares at the ceiling) She forgot to say "married"?!

Fran

I was 17 once too. I snuck out all the time. Of course, I didn't have a boyfriend. I just wanted to eat bacon.

Fran

Don't you know that if you were, God forbid, in a coma, technically, I'm not considered family? I wouldn't be allowed to pull the plug. I should have at least have THAT much satisfaction.

Fran

I was the most popular girl in school. It said so on all the bathroom walls.

Fran

You mean my mother was right?!

Fran

No sweetie torture is 5 years

Fran

I really hope this [exercise] tape brings on my labor though I really can't blame them from wanting to stay in there. I mean, all they do is lie around all day. It's 98 degrees, all you can eat... It's Miami in there.

Fran

I just hope there's enough food. You know, shiksas are notorious for not ordering enough food. Booze, yes, but food, they don't know from.

Maxwell

Shiska. Is that like a tchotcke?

Fran

Yes, but they cost a lot more.

Brighton

Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Fran

It saves time.

Maggie

Who does C.C. think she is, butting into my social life?

Fran

What social life?

Maggie

I just went to the movies with Denise.

Fran

Honey, she's the cleaning lady.