What do you do, Mark?
MHMark Hamill
[imitating Kermit] Oh, uh, well, you know, I've been known to do impressions. Yaaay!
Mm-hm. Who do you do? [Mark looks perplexed]
S4 E17Mark Hamill
S4 E18Christopher Reeve
Well, this has been an evening to remember.
Why?
I forgot. [Both laugh]
Tell me, how did you get the job as Superman? Did somebody see you lifting weights, or... [She sees Reeve in his T-Shirt] Wha-haha!
S4 E19Lynda Carter
Lynda Carter, Lynda Carter?
LCLynda Carter
I know, I know, 20 seconds to curtains.
WOW! You can read my mind!
LCLynda Carter
No! I am reading the script.
No! Kermit wouldn't allow a script.
Holy guacamole! This looks like a job for Wonder Pig!
How come chickens are getting so big on this show?
Well, chickens thrive on corn. [both laugh and clucking]
S4 E22Andy Williams
I'm going to see my lawyer!
Why?
I'm going to find out if you can sue a show for breach of taste!
S4 E24Diana Ross
[running on-stage] Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya! [the crowd boos loudly at him; runs off-stage] Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a! Bye-a!
[Waldorf holds up a score card that says "1"]
You gave him a one?
He's never been better.
NNarrator
Is this the end of Pigs in Space?
AAudience
YES!
NNarrator
Then tune in next time for another....
AAudience
NO!
NNarrator
All right, then, don't. See if I care.
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