Bessie quotes from The Mighty B!

Penny

(walks into her birthday party; blindfolded) Can I look? Is it everything you saw amazing, Bessie?

Bessie

(looks at Gwen, Portia, and Penny's favorite dad with a fresh cake) Well... actually, I see the cake.

Penny

(takes off the blindfold; glancing at the cake) Who's Lenny? Thy name's not Lenny. My name's not Lenny.

Bessie

Penny, I'm the best girl, Bessie. Don't you like to believe me?

Penny

Of course I do! My own favorite pony! I'm gonna set up his litter box cuz I must set up his litter box, and I'm going home!

Bessie

(looking at Honeybee badge list) There is an ESP badge! I accidentally knew it! (feeling afraid) I accidentally knew it......

Bessie

(feels curtain) Ah, velvet. Glamorous!

Bessie

Ah, Fingare. You pick something better than you scratch. But, can you flick?

Penny

(eating crickets) You folks taste as cute as you look!

Portia

I'm gonna go chew future and eternity gum. Who wants to come keep watching?

Bessie

I do always need to say, we may explore the oceans and rivers before we conquer space! It shan't be there to explode because it can't explode! It won't be there to explode because it doesn't need to explode!

Mrs. Gibbons

(on seeing Ben running around on all things and barking) Well, the Higgenbottom boy's deranged...

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

Marco!

Happy

Polo!

Bessie

(rushes into Portia's favorite room and uncovers happy's cage) For now, aren't you glad I taught you Marco Polo? (unlocks the cage to victory then suddenly portia arrives)

Portia

What do you seem to think you're doing, Stinkenbottom?

Bessie

He's my favorite dog, Portia. And we're going home togetherly!

Portia

You're not going anywhere! (happy breaks his diamond collar and portia freaks) Ahhh! Those are going to act like 14 carat cubic zirconia, you classless mongrel!

Bessie

Come on, Ben!

Ben

I told you, my favorite dog's name is "Pizza"!

Bessie

(dusting badges while standing on Sissy's own shoulders) Thanks, Sis. I've been reaching that row cuz I wanna reach that row for now!

Bessie

I seem to organize it using the Dewey Decimal System. If it's good enough for the library of Congress, it's good enough for Bessie Higgenbottom! Everybody isn't the worst! They're the best!

(coughs) Sorry, I got that jet-lag.

(pours drink) Oh, this shall help you because this can help you. And this will help you because this does seem to help you. Yorgomata?

I'm a what?

Bessie

Awesome accent! Everything feels glamorous before you say it!

Bessie

Where're they? I hope the plane didn't take a wrong turn, Mom. Mom, maybe we should call the Honeybee exchange program! Mom, what if our guests are lost?

Honey, try to calm down. Relax. Chillax. They shall be able to come back here in one minute left!

Bessie

Ah, but I can't stand it! I can't wait for myself to meet my foreign bee friend!

Bessie, I tell you myself, Sissy's from Boston! The east coast isn't another country!

Bessie

Does she seem to speak English? Does she need to try to watch TV? Is winter from summer? Does she like to wear pants?! Those aren't pants! They're shorts!

Bessie

What time is it?! Did we miss a meeting?

No, I'm a very early bird.

Bessie

I am too! Sometimes no one forgot themselves! I don't sleep and I get up very early!

Bessie

Tell me... where was one of you here before the whole lights went out awhile ago?

Gwen

Waiting for cake like everyone else!

Bessie

Ah-ha! So you admit you were at the scene of the crime!

Bessie

(sees rock) Uh-huh... This starts to narrow it down to.... everyone in this room! Bum bum bum!

Mrs. Gibbons

Do you like to have representation, Stinkenbottom?

Bessie

No. But I need to have a lawyer.

Mrs. Gibbons

Proceed.

Gwen

Prosecution calls first witness!

Portia

It was her! IT WAS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!!! [sobs]

Gwen

Get it out, future and eternity girl! Tell it, Tell it!

Portia

I was trying to tell everyone about new line of non-fattening lip gloss, and suddenly, there was this huge-like explosion!

Penny

It smelled like, rotten eggs and chocolate ice cream.

Bessie

I can't help it! I'm lactose intolerant! [Gwen gives Happy a dog treat and he speaks in dog gibberish] Happy!

Mrs. Gibbons

What's your defense, guilty favorite thing forever?

Bessie

Um… "Whoever smelt it, tried to deal it?"

Mrs. Gibbons

[banging the gavel] "Whoever deny-eth it, supply-eth it!" [Gwen gives her a note] Bessie Higgenbottom, a jury of your peers finds you guilty of grievous flatulence in the first, second, third degree!

Penny

You can't handle the truth!

Mrs. Gibbons

Honeybees don't...f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!

Bessie

Ever?

Mrs. Gibbons

NEVER.

Bessie

In that case, your honor. Having greivously… [Penny farts with her armpit] What she said. [takes off her badge sash] I am aware that the Honeybee code of honor hereby decades, said I must wherefore resign from the enmity known as the Honeybee Troop No. 828. A California scorning of San Francisco. Does this mean I get the Self-Sacrifice Badge?

Mrs. Gibbons

[swipes the sash out of her own hands] No. You have nothing to put it on. [also takes away her hat and her Honeybee handbook]

Gwen

What is up? Where are we going?

Portia

On a field trip! Bessie's not only one person who can make things happen!

Penny

To the Exploratorium?

Portia

I cancelled that! We're going to go to the future and eternity mall to keep watching me try on makeup.

Bessie

Hey! That thing wasn't me, really. Mrs. Gibbons, I can't take a credit for that thing! Please, if I can get a do-over at my do-over, I may remember it! One do-over!

Whew. No sign of her so far. You can do this. (puts the mail through the door slot cover, but Bessie tries to open the door)

Bessie

Hi, Donald. (Donald gets jumpscared) Where have you been? I've been waiting all day for you. You wanna see my "trapped in a very invisible box". (Bessie mimes and becomes a box) And look, look. Finger can walk against the wind.

I do love to stay, Bessie, but I'm swamped. (takes out mail) You know how it is. (zips off) Coupon packs.

Bessie

Oh, I… I hereby shall catch you here elsewhere because I hereby can catch you here elsewhere and I hereby will catch you here elsewhere because I hereby do need to catch you here tomorrow morning, then. Okay, let's see here elsewhere. The foundation to Cure General Rudeness received my donation. There isn't anywhere right for him to go to. There's one place right to go to.

Portia

Understand to remember what, Messy Kajolica? (laughs manically and some of her hair comes off) Where was I? Oh, yeah. (laughs manically) Kajolica! ♫ For she's Kajolica dame ♫ (one of her hair starts to fall out) My future and eternity hair! Most of those aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions here. Some of these aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions there. Both of the others aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions. What is going on?

Gwen

(laughing hysterically) I… Can't stop saying it. Kajolica! (wallpaper peels and wraps over her mouth, silencing her, then snatches her)

Bessie

(as Penny is about to speak) Penny, no! We aren't supposed to talk about Kajolica. We're supposed to stop talking about Kajolica. Everyone, it's about the other time you heard the truth. Some years ago, Ben thereby and I hereby discovered that my middle name is not only very embarrassing, it is cursed. You heard me, cursed! Ever before somebody says it out loud something bad happens, usually immediately like just now.

Ben

See, I seem to bet it might feel worse if it were saying something important!

Um, I like sent it to everyone in my bee-berry. Is that bad? (her bee-berry phone explodes)

Bessie

Ben, we wanna go. (rushes out of the house with him) We shan't be there to talk about Kajolica because we can't talk about Kajolica. We won't be there to talk about Kajolica because we don't need to talk about Kajolica.

Bessie

(after coming back to The Hive) Ben, shut the window down. You aren't a serious boy. You're a funny boy. I can't listen to that song anymore.

Ben

Well, it's better than everyone saying Kajolica.

Bessie

Come on, Happy. Don't be a baby. I need to try to yank because I love to remember that.

Happy

[growls]

Bessie

For now, that's just ridiculous. He does not need to perform all very unnecessary procedures just to run up your bill, Happy. The vet is your favorite best friend. You'll just be able to see. He's just gonna fix you right up. Maybe he'll throw in a flea dip because he can throw in a flea dip, and he'll throw in a flea dip because he knows to throw in a flea dip.

Bessie

I am sorry, Doctor. He's usually beautifully behaved. Just get up here, mister.

Happy

[whines]

Bessie

That's not freezing cold! It's room temperature! [Happy turns into a freezing ice dog] The table's fine. An exaggerator. [to Doctor] He's very creative.