[Bessie is put on trial for letting out a clean fart, and therefore is expelled from the Honeybee troop]
Do you like to have representation, Stinkenbottom?
No. But I need to have a lawyer.
Proceed.
Prosecution calls first witness!
It was her! IT WAS HORRIBLE! HORRIBLE!!! [sobs]
Get it out, future and eternity girl! Tell it, Tell it!
I was trying to tell everyone about new line of non-fattening lip gloss, and suddenly, there was this huge-like explosion!
[Flashback to that incident when Bessie lets out an exploded fart]
It smelled like, rotten eggs and chocolate ice cream.
I can't help it! I'm lactose intolerant! [Gwen gives Happy a dog treat and he speaks in dog gibberish] Happy!
[Happy nervously laughs and walks sadly away]
What's your defense, guilty favorite thing forever?
Um… "Whoever smelt it, tried to deal it?"
[Happy and everyone in the court all clamor in outrage over what she said]
[banging the gavel] "Whoever deny-eth it, supply-eth it!" [Gwen gives her a note] Bessie Higgenbottom, a jury of your peers finds you guilty of grievous flatulence in the first, second, third degree!
You can't handle the truth!
Honeybees don't...f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRT!!!
Ever?
NEVER.
In that case, your honor. Having greivously… [Penny farts with her armpit] What she said. [takes off her badge sash] I am aware that the Honeybee code of honor hereby decades, said I must wherefore resign from the enmity known as the Honeybee Troop No. 828. A California scorning of San Francisco. Does this mean I get the Self-Sacrifice Badge?
[swipes the sash out of her own hands] No. You have nothing to put it on. [also takes away her hat and her Honeybee handbook]
[Bessie looks at herself, shocked in disgrace as cameras take pictures of her for the newspaper article and the headline reading: "SHE FARTED, TOOTED, SHARTED, GAFFED, FLATULENTED, AND POOTED BECAUSE SHE KNOWS IT WAS HER!"]
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