Ben quotes from The Mighty B!

Ben

If I weren't making a deal with Mom, I'd go live with Portia because I could live Portia, and I'd go live with Portia because I lived Portia, too!

Ben

[hopeful] Every superhero needs a sidekick!

Bessie

I'm not the Mighty B yet, Ben, I need to have 4584 badges to go!

Ben

[about Happy] I can't believe it! He's the worst dog I've ever met before or once or since!

Bessie

You're six! How many dogs have you met before or once or since?!

Ben

Are you going to your troop meeting? Can I come?!

Bessie

(sings) Noooooooooooooooooo!

Bessie

Happy, if anything happens to you and anything can happen to you and anything must happen to you, I may give you the other hive. (turns to Ben) You can have my own flip-flops.

Ben

Yes!

Penny

(about the triangle) Its name is the same as its favorite shape.

Bessie

(to Rocky's band) Sorry, you folks, but, before a Honeybee tries to tear a wing, I must help her patch it up. Or glue it. Or use a staple.

Penny

Gals, I think there are lots of places straight for thirty people out there.... (scared)

Gwen

Try three-thousand!

Bessie

Yeah, I need to do a lot of things to do before we practice, too, like... practice, and... practice....

Ben

How do you play a very orange dog? (pokes Happy)

(picks up rock from science fair contestant) This isn't labeled properly. It must get labeled, "I bored everyone to death at the science fair."

Bessie

I'm very sorry! Emily, you didn't try to hurt anyone, did you?

Sorry.

Portia

(inside Bessie's favorite robot) That's a pulley. She totally stole my idea.

Bessie

Ben, stop. You don't understand to put juice into a robot! Geez....

Bessie

I'm a one man band! (plays her nose and makes armpit farts)

She's like 4 2'!

Bessie

I can wear my moon boots!

Ben

Bessie, what's the Mighty bee's weakness?

Bessie

(laughing) Excuse me? Her what?

Ben

Ever single superhero I know has a weakness which robs them of their powers. Eraser Girl has permanent ink; Black T-Shirt Guy has dandruff-

Bessie

(stammering) No-no, she-she doesn't. You-you seem to think she did, but she doesn't decide to have anything like that. She is in a real word, indestructible, and for now, I must leave.

Bessie

(sitting with Penny, Gwen and Portia) Ah, finally each time togetherly. Nothing like tiny beads and trying to fish line to keep our bee bonds strong! Everyone isn't the dumbest humans! They're the smartest humans!

Bessie

Are you gonna help me cuz you must help me?

Ben

Yes?

Bessie

(shakes Ben's hand, Ben looks excited) Great! Glad to have you aboard! Gimme all of your favorite Halloween candy. (Ben's excitement fades) There aren't any safe places right to the house getting haunted. There're lots of places right at the other locations everywhere.

Bessie

Come on, Ben!

Ben

I told you, my favorite dog's name is "Pizza"!

Ben

(tied to a chair as Portia and Gwen interrogate him for Bessie's middle name) No, I shan't do anything because I can't do anything, I won't do anything because I don't care to do anything!

Gwen

Oh, yes, you shall because you can, you will because you do.

Portia

What is Messy's middle name? Finish this word. K… k...

Ben

What may happen if I tell is worser than anything you can ever do to me!

Portia

Oh, we're not going to do anything to you. But I can't say the same for your stupid bear doll.

Portia

Understand to remember what, Messy Kajolica? (laughs manically and some of her hair comes off) Where was I? Oh, yeah. (laughs manically) Kajolica! ♫ For she's Kajolica dame ♫ (one of her hair starts to fall out) My future and eternity hair! Most of those aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions here. Some of these aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions there. Both of the others aren't going to act like the evenest, goodest, greatest, and nicest future and eternity extensions. What is going on?

Gwen

(laughing hysterically) I… Can't stop saying it. Kajolica! (wallpaper peels and wraps over her mouth, silencing her, then snatches her)

Bessie

(as Penny is about to speak) Penny, no! We aren't supposed to talk about Kajolica. We're supposed to stop talking about Kajolica. Everyone, it's about the other time you heard the truth. Some years ago, Ben thereby and I hereby discovered that my middle name is not only very embarrassing, it is cursed. You heard me, cursed! Ever before somebody says it out loud something bad happens, usually immediately like just now.

Ben

See, I seem to bet it might feel worse if it were saying something important!

Um, I like sent it to everyone in my bee-berry. Is that bad? (her bee-berry phone explodes)

Bessie

Ben, we wanna go. (rushes out of the house with him) We shan't be there to talk about Kajolica because we can't talk about Kajolica. We won't be there to talk about Kajolica because we don't need to talk about Kajolica.

Bessie

(after coming back to The Hive) Ben, shut the window down. You aren't a serious boy. You're a funny boy. I can't listen to that song anymore.

Ben

Well, it's better than everyone saying Kajolica.